Crack Attack!

Hey gang, new, fresh For 1 or For 0 this week.
4p2!l's mom gets busted for smuggling crack in her car and needs 4p2!l's older sister to bail her out.

Enough Already

I'm tired of Jim Davis. For decades, he has been writing the same crappy comic about crappy characters, drawn in a half-assed manner, that, of course, is not even funny.

ANALYSIS OF GARFIELD COMICS:

1. the cat is a lazy, sleepy, hungry fatass whose owner is a wanker and is friends with a annoying dog
2. That's it.
   

1337W422102'S VERDICT:


Being one who takes the funny pages very seriously, I think that it's high time this smacktard put down his pencils for good.

And so, as this might not be this week's episode of For 1 or For 0, I thought it was necessary to post this for now. Write those angry letters, people, or we'll be stuck like this for years to come.


Again, this week's post is a reference to FPS Doug CS:S and FPSes in general.

Almost Famous

Hey gang.

Before I start this week's post, I just want to thank a loyal For 1 or For 0 reader who submitted the site to Slashdot. They didn't post it, but I don't mind. Just the honour of having someone other than myself enjoy the strip so much that they would submit it to /. is incredible.

So if you're reading this, 7#4]\[|< j00!!!1 j00 = 73# \/\/007!!1
I'll eventually make you a big For 1 or For 0 image that you can put on a t-shirt (wow, the first prize ever awarded by this site! I'm on a roll!).

REVOLUTION UPDATE:
Last time I was listing crappy comics, I forgot to mention how bad Archie is and that the Montreal Gazette actually carried it on Sundays. I know, WTF?
Well, Archie was pulled out of the Sunday comics...
... only to be replaced by Sunday Hagar the Horrible.
My opinion on trading one crappy comic for another: Now, in other news...

At long last, the moment I have been anticipating for years has finally arrived. The Gazette has ditched "Classic" Peanuts and replaced it by Complete Calvin & Hobbes, just like I suggested last week! Well, call me 1337W422102 the Greek. There's even the full-colour Sunday pages! W00t w00t w00t!

Now that I got that out of the way, here's this week's episode:


If you don't get the reference to FPSes in general or to "FPS Doug CS:S," click here.