Thursday, July 20, 2006

Hackers, the Scum of the Earth

Yo gang.

Recently, my friend and I have encountered too many hackers on our favorite online game. Even the almighty /kick was powerless. I guess the Admins don't care if their community gets overwelmed with the plague of those who exploit the game. While they might not, we do. So if you encounter FlameBallz or 1337W422102, run. Very fast and very far. Or face digital justice at our hands.

What if the Admins cared? That's what this episode's all about:
Uber Admin to the Rescue!

Translation Guide:
  1. Spectator: "He when through the wall." Counter-Terrorist: "I knew it! You HACK! I'm sending a Private Message to the Admin. He'll ban you!" [Terrorist is disgruntled.]
  2. T: "You're wrong, noob. I'm just good at dodging. You lag!"
  3. Admin: "I'm the uber elite Admin. What the f*** is the problem, bitches?"
  4. Admin: "I am tired of noobs like you bitching and lamers like you hacking! Both of you GET THE F*** OUT!"
  5. CT:"BAN HIS I.P. ADDRESS! HE HACKS!!" T: "OH MY F***ING GOD, LIES!" Spectator & Admin: "What the f***?"
That's it for now, gang. Feel free to post comments. Make them hackers pay.

Friday, July 07, 2006

The Valiant Return of "For 1 or For 0"

Been busy due to school. Had more important things to do than update site. But now that I have the time to, I'll make and post more comics for all you twisted internetters out there. Here's some fresh content just for you:

My name is 1337W422102, and I'm a virgin.

Translation Guide:
  1. [Groan] "I hate these damn Alcoholics Anonymous meetings..." [Background: "Let's go get really wasted!" "[Laughs] Okay!"]
  2. "I' ve been clean for two weeks. [Laughs] You?" "You should come over to my place after. I can make you this uber-drink."
  3. "It's so good that you'll only be able to leave the next morning! [Laughs]" "What the f***? Isn't this Alcoholics Anonymous?"
  4. "No, Chronic Rapists!" "Oh, shit...."
Enjoy, gang. Feel free to post comments. More to come some other time.