Monday, October 24, 2005

Back and Fully Charged

I'm back. And I'm pissed.

"But 1337W422102," you might ask, "what has you so pissed off lately?"

If you need to ask, then you obviously haven't read a single post on this site, have you?

This week, I've got a buttload of hacked comics for you guys. But first, a fresh new For 1 or For 0 episode. Remember that time that lady was busted for having crack in her car? Well now she's passed on her car to her son without telling him the full story. But from the looks of things, he doesn't seem to mind:

Dude, where's my car? And why're my hands so big?
Translation Guide:
  1. "High five man! This car rocks!" "Mad street cred, for shizzle!"
  2. "W00t!" "My mom was gonna sell her old car, but I was like, 'Can I have it?'"
  3. "Oh my God, did your mom forget stuff in the car? Like a picture of herself? Heh heh, just kidding, you don't Got MILF."
  4. "Shut the f*** up! And yeah, she did. I already did weed and her stash of crack!!"
Don't forget how much Hi and Lois sucks:

Dead Babies

Damn it, the people who made that crappy strip have blood relatives who are also wasting valuable funny pages space! Beetle Bailey is pure crap. They're at freakin' war, why haven't they got owned yet?! By the way, I apologize for the bad timing. You better all wear poppies.

Beetle Bailey sucks

Also, I would like to thank saiyan_prime of the Seibertron Energon Pub for making me feel incredibly grateful that my newspaper does not carry Family Circus. But that doesn't change the fact that that comic is shit.

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And finally, the For 1 or For 0 Flashback:

Pimp My Ride
Translation Guide:
  1. "Your show was on today?" "Yeah.... I was thinking about it."
  2. "I heard a lot of music with hella bass. What show were you watching?" "Well... Um..."
  3. "Pimp My Ride. They fix cars." "So, what do you want to get?"
  4. "A new car, beeyatch!" (W00trider: other cars are teh crap! Ever played Need for Speed?)
Well, that's it for this week gang. Feel free to post a comment. Peace.

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Sunday, October 16, 2005

More hating.

I had a conversation with a For 1 or For 0 fan a while back about how much the comics in our local newspaper, The Gazette, suck. She made me realize that I've been too soft on other crappy comics, focusing my hatred on Blondie and Garfield.

Well, Steph, thanks for giving me more suggestions of crappy comics to hack. This week, I'ma lay some good old-fashioned hate on Hi and Lois. Their authors/cartoonists/creators should all be rounded up and run over by the ass-ugly Honda Element. Yes, they deserve such a humilating and torturous death. If you disagree, I suggest you try getting run over by the ass-ugly Honda Element.

Death to Hi and Lois

I ran short ideas and decided to take a look at some oldschool For Better of For Worse strips, hoping that I'd find some good material to hack. Well, I did.

Rape isn't funny... unless it's in a comic strip.
Translation Guide:
  1. "Here I am with this great b****! She has no idea..."
  2. "..that I is gonna rape her! Heh heh heh, what a perfect evening."
  3. (car horn) "GET THE F*** AWAY FROM HER, MOFO!"
  4. "Oh s***! My Parole Officer!"


Now, onto this week's Flashback section.

B3cky 607 PWNED, Week II:
Becky got Pwned, epVI
Translation Guide:
  1. "Piss off, April!" "Oh my God, I gotta go badly!"
  2. "Am I still hot?" "(laughter"
  3. "Jeff used me, April. He said he sucked so I gave him Counter-Strike tips and now he can beat me!"
  4. "Maybe you gave him too much."
Becky got Pwned, epVII
Translation Guide:
  1. "How did Jeff pwn me at CS? Laming camper!"
  2. "How's he so good with the Sniper Rifle? Why can't I do that?! (angry)" "BECKY!"
  3. "WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING? You want to be dumb forever?!" "Sorry..."
  4. "(sad) ...must pwn Jeff one day..."
Becky got Pwned, epVIII
Translation Guide:
  1. "...and I forgot the formula to find the area of a dodecahedron, oh my God..." "It's OK."
  2. "Everyone had bad days." "It's not a bad day, it was a lucky shot!"
  3. "...a guy who said he sucks at CS pws me like trash, my clan is separating..." "For real?" "Yes."
  4. "And, it's all my fault." (Background: 'I'm gonna pwn you, n00b!' 'Heh heh heh!')

Translation Guide:
  1. "Becky, it's not your fault if your clan is separating." "Yes it is." (BG: 'Yo dude!')
  2. "They were watching and saw Jeff pwn my ass big time on the weekend. He won and took over the clan." (BG: 'I downloaded Half-Life 2, oh my God, oh my God!')
  3. "Maybe it's just as well. We've been fighting for a long, long time." "I still don't see how any of this could be your fault!" (BG: 'H-L2 is better than Halo 2!' 'H-L2 isn't better than Halo 2!')
  4. "I only got into the clan because I said I suck less then you." "What the f***?"
Becky got Pwned, epX
  1. "Are you up for a practice tonight? We've got the LAN set up at my place." "I guess I could practice."
  2. "One good thing about CS is, it takes your mind off everything else. You get lost in the action. You become part of it."
  3. "No matter how down you are, a First-Person Shooter lifts you up!" "Know what's weird?"
  4. "I want to shoot Jeff for real, that son of a b****!" "Yeah."
  5. "I guess revenge is like hunting but, for a person!" "More gibs, too."
Becky got Pwned, epXI
Translation Guide:
  1. "Can I sit with you on the bus?" "No problem."
  2. "Sorry about this morning. I was so totally b**** to you." "Meh. S*** happens."
  3. "Um... do you still like me?" "I gotta like you, Becky! You're a good fragger, you're outrageous on a keyboard an' mouse. Intense."
  4. "A fragger is majorly intense." "Is that a nice way of saying I aim like a n00b sometimes?"
  5. "You are a good friend, but tonight, I'ma pwn you." "Not at Unreal Tournament 2004, so bring it!"
Ya gotta love happy endings.
That same week, I also posted a special strip to celebrate the release of Star Wars Episode III, even though it sucked like a blonde schoolgirl:

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Translation Guide:
  1. "What was that?" "An alarm clock, n00b!"
  2. "It's midnight, so today is May 19th." "So what? I want to sleep! (angry)"
  3. "STAR WARS EPISODE III!!"
  4. "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (overjoyed) W00T, EPISODE 3!!"
  5. "OH MY GOD, SHUT THE F*** UP, MOTHER F*****!" "Let's go see it!"
  6. "The tickets are all sold out, you n00b! (very pissed)"

Well, that was a long post. That's all the 1337ness for this week, gang. Feel free to post a comment by clicking on the link below.

posted by 1337W422102 @ 1:40 PM  7 comments

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Hey, guy-on-guy means more chicks for us.

Hey gang.
This week's post might piss off some of you. If it doesn't, I haven't been working hard enough.

Two Chicks, No Dicks.
Translation Guide:
  1. It was a long night of drinking, but at the end of it, we went to her place for the night.
  2. Long after sunset, we could feel the vibration in our hearts. We were ready at last.
  3. And I told her that I love her and we f***ed all night long. Oh my God, it was great!
  4. "EDITOR'S NOTE: Say 'Yes' to Human Rights. Support Gay Marriage!" "No dicks for these chicks!"

And now, the For 1 or For 0 flashback section:
B3CKY GOT PWNED, Week 1:


Translation Guide:
  1. "F***! I thought I missed the bus!" "You can't sit with me."
  2. "What the f***?" "I'm saving the seat for Jeff, the dude from the Counter-Strike game."
  3. "His car's busted today." "Arse!"
  4. "Yo! (winks suggestively)" "The seat's not for you, smacktard!"
  5. "Becky's a real bitch today." "Oh my God, oh my God!"


Translation Guide:
  1. "Becky's dude is in the 12th grade." "What a slut!"
  2. "She's like 14 or whatever." "Oh my God! Pedophile! (visibly disgusted)"
  3. "April, Becky's a real slut, you know." "You mean she's a whore?"
  4. "Heh heh, yeah. What a tramp!"


Translation Guide:
  1. "Check the jock." "What's he got?"
  2. "You wanna join my server? Hee hee hee..."
  3. "WHAT THE F***?!!"
  4. "Looks like Becky got PWNED!! [owned hardcorely]"


Translation Guide:
  1. "Jeff? Are you gonna join me?" "Age/Sex/Location [who the hell is that?]"
  2. "Some n00b." "'
    3. Some n00b'? What the f**** do you mean, 'Some n00b'?!"
  3. "Sit down, beeyatch!"
  4. "Are you okay?" "I feel like I've been pwned by a camper!"

Translation Guide:


    2. "I met Jeff on some Counter-Strike server and we played through the Christmas holidays."


    3. "We would chat on MSN and play, like, Unreal Tournament 2004."


    4. "He said, like, 'I love you.'" "Well not anymore."


    5. "Suxxor."

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