Finally, an update!

Sorry, gang. I missed a week there, but hey. Ya know I deliver.
Fresh new content this post, including another horrible strip whose authors deserve to have their wives and daughters raped and their home pillaged, followed by their town being set ablaze.



And, in case you forget, Garfield sucks moose balls.


As for this week's post: a new situation that 4p2!1 got her dumb self into.


Translation Guide:

1. "April, what the f*** are you doing in the bathroom?" "Log off!"
2. "Are you poking yourself with the pickle again?" "Oh my God, shut the f*** up, n00b!"
3. "I smell rotting flesh, what's going on?" "Please f*** off!"
4. "OK. I'll leave. (PMSing b**ch...)"
5. "[sniff] ....I wish I didn't go to Chernobyl!" [Can label: Detox Cream]

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to hell. Here's the For 1 or For 0 Flashback:

Mall Rats, Episode I:

Translation Guide:

1. "Let's see the games." "What for?"
2. "Check the new releases to know what to download later." "OK."
3. "Here's a good one! It's perfect!" [Box: M, ESRB]
4. "Whoa! 50 bucks? How can a game be worth 50 bucks?"
5. "What the f*** happened to a quarter for a round?!!" [Box: Gordon Freeman is back!]

That's all for this post, folks. Keep it real.

Scouting Turns Up Nothing But More Craptastic Comics

Scouting has been very slow recently; that's why I missed last week's post.
"Scouting" is what I call "searching for For Better or For Worse strips that I can hack/take out of context/use to pull a FOX News."

But, I did find some other bad comics whose authors deserve torture that I found hackable.

Here they are:



Everyone loves dead babies.

As for the For 1 or For 0 Flashback:


Translation Guide:

1. "The DJ is using my PC." "Oh my god, you let him do that? Very nice of you!"
2. "I have an uber soundcard." "Sweet."
3. "To buy it, I had to spend the money that I owe you. Please don't slap me."
4. "N0!"
5. EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to the violent nature of this panel, we have removed it from today's strip. The author is obviously some disturbed freak who enjoys to see people get hurt and then yell "Pwned!"

If you really needed those last 2 panels translated, that's pretty sad.
That's all for now, crew. Peace.