Warm Holiday Wishes... for some.

Translation Guide:

1. "Where are you going?" "To the PC lab to play some Counter-Strike."
2. "Oh, really?" "[sarcastically] Yeah, really, n00b."
   
3. "I'm gonna check this funny website I know." "Show me!"
4. "Hacked comics!" [For 1 or For 0: LAST UPDATE: November 21, 2005] "What the f***?"
5. "The dude is lazy! No new comics for weeks!" "I'm tired of waiting so long. Oh my God...."
   

Yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry about that wait. But my ass comes first, so when I have stuff to do, I'll do it and you guys will just have to wait.

Anyway, I'm back now, and I'd like to wish you all a very merry Christmas, happy New Year, and other generic holiday stuff. Have a good one. I also want to thank you for your continued support of For 1 or For 0, as this is the first Christmas special ever!

Christmas is a time for sharing, so, as usual, I'm going to share my thoughts. I hope you've been good this year, or at least good to me. For the rest of you, there's the List of Coal, the LoC.

The following is a list of some of those who deserve a massive lump of coal in their stocking this year (and of course, by 'coal' I mean 'foot' and by 'stocking' I mean 'ass') [special thanks to Dave and Don for contributing to the hating], sometimes with a reason why:

• Fox Broadcasting, for raping The Simpsons and That 70s Show, once the only reason to watch TV, now the reason to make sure your tube is turned off
• CBS, for ruining Christmas. If you want to air Robbie the Reindeer, the hilarious claymated Christmas special from the BBC, at least have the decency NOT to dub over the original british cast with your crappy n00b yankxorz dub
• FX Network, for axing Over There, one of the only remaining examples that America is capable of producing intelligent television
  
• Bush (well, obviously). Gee, I didn't know that '9/11' was such a good excuse for anything! "Why didn't you come to work yesterday, Frank?" "Uh, 9/11!" I'll have to use that one, too, from now on. Oh, and stop listening to the people you're supposedly protecting. And the stay the hell out of Alaska!
• All non-oldschool rappers, for pumping out the same generic shitty music. Wow, you cap punks. Wow, you got bitches. Wow, you got a blinged-up Es-co-lade. But have you got a friend for your lonely braincell?
• Pop singers, for making me permenantly turn off my radio
  
• All the people who make game shows. How is watching other people you don't know receiving huge cash prizes you'll never never get considered entertainment?
  
• Mike Jones (who?) for further ruining rap music. His 'songs' are nothing but his own name repeated several dozen times as well as reminders that his album is coming out soon. Tupac died for this??
• The moron who created those damn stupid iPod ads. Anyone, anywhere can dance to that song with any music-playing device, not just your craPod. Hell, why not just put a record on and save the money? Dumbass.
• All you moron rich-ass white kids who think you're so big just because your mommy who's a doctor and/or your daddy who's a lawyer and/or your 'uncle' who visits your mommy when daddy's gone to work bought you an iPod. How about you pass it to a power user who knows how the hell to use it to play high-quality 320 VBR CD rips rather than your pansy KaZaA'd radio-inned pop songs?
  
• The smacktards who don't want to call a Christmas Tree a 'Christmas Tree,' but a 'Holiday Tree' so as to not offend anyone. Well, good job, idiot, now you've offended just about everyone. When will you stop? "Uncle Mordechai, why do we call the menorah the Holiday Candle-Holder nowadays?"
• The NHL, for leaving us hockey-less for a year, and then raping hockey's rules.
  
• Jack Thomson. I can't wait till someone 'jacks your car.
  
• RIAA, for cracking down on guitar tab and lyric sites now, and all of the other crap.
  
• AOL, AO Hell, A-Hole, whatever you want to call it.
  
• BSN, the Bullshit Network, commonly known as MSN, what just about all 12 year old girls use to chat with their friends. Dumb bitches.
  
• I'm just going to stop giving reasons why now, you guys can probably understand why all of these people need to get owned.
  
• Hitler
  
• Bill Gates
• Microsoft
  
• Martha Steward
• All talk-show hosts (The View, Oprah, etc.)
  
• Jay Leno and the other late-night talk show hosts (except for Conan o'Brien)
  
• Jimmy Fallon
  
• N00bs in general
  
• Starbuck's for raping coffee
• That retarded 'Foamy' squirrel guy
• McDonald's
• Furry and/or Tentacle artists. And I thought you couldn't get lower than kiddie pr0n...
• Donald Trump
• Emos
• Goths
• Punks
• ANY celebrity-wedding attention whores.
• Chicks with mullets.
• The people responsible for ruining television.
• The Seperatists who want to Canada
  
• Anyone who sings country music
• Telemarkets
• Death metal freaks
• Jehovah's witnesses
• The guy who shot John Lennon (he should have got Ringo instead)
• Door-to-Door salespeople/survey scum
• The people who design ass-ugly cars, such as the PT Cruiser, the Echo, the Focus, the Element, etc.
  
• If you can think of anyone else who deserves to be on this list and can provide at least one reason why, send your suggestions for additions to the hate list to 1337W422102@gmail.com
  

Not "Abandoned," More Like Ignored

Sorry gang, but what with Christmas exams (wish me luck) and all, I figured I'd put For 1 or For 0 on hold at least until the holidays. Predict some sort of Christmas special.

Also, something fun to consider:

My blog is worth $13.37.
How much is YOUR blog worth, bitch?

Yeah, that's right. Suck it down, playa hataz.

Anywho, go out to the stores and get some presents before the crowds start carrying crowbars.
So, keep your tuques on and enjoy the remaining weeks til Christmas and the first ever For 1 or For 0 Christmas special!